‘Ask moronic question, get a moronic answer’

Jan 27, 2013 - Ram Gopal Varma

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Shooting straight

You are a con artiste and not even a good one. Your luck will run out after two years.
Okey dokey. Ask me the same question after two years.

Once you wrote ‘most sexiest woman’. Your grammar is wrong. Either it should be most sexy or sexiest woman.
Teacher, you need to understand that an enlightened soul like me places more importance on the psychological aspect than on grammatical correctness. Like for example; there’s a much higher chance of a girl falling for me by my telling her, “You are the most fantabulously, mindblowable, awesomic, sexualistic creature I have ever seen” than you telling her, “I think you are the most sexy woman.”
Have you heard of meaningful cinema?
Yeah, I know that it’s quite a dangerous disease. Lots of Pune Film Institute guys get infected by it.

I think your tough guy image is just a pretence.
Most of the girls who know me say the same thing about me and they seem to love me for that.

How did you come up with the cycle chase scene in Shiva?
I copied it from Rahul Rawail’s Arjun.

What on earth happens at the end of most of your films? And don’t give me a moronic answer.
I won’t if you don’t ask me a moronic question.

I have a story which can be a Hollywood movie. Interested?
You got the wrong guy. Try Spielberg.

You are a crazy man. Admit it.
When did I say no?

If a doctor tells you that you have only two or three months to live, how will you spend them?
Exactly the way I do now — live moment to moment.

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