What is a woman according to you?
She is the greatest creation of God as long as she does not nag, does not tell you what to do, and does not expect you to talk after sex... Ahhhh! I was just joking. But seriously speaking, she is the epitome of gentleness, kindness and godliness.
It would take some years for people to realise that you are not as bad as what they thought.
And by that time I also might realise that I am worse than what they thought.
Grow up and make some mature and serious comments.
Ok oldie... thanks for the education and by the way, don’t forget to invite me to your funeral.
Are you an animal or a human being?
Lesser than an animal in the purity of its instinct and better than a human being in the impurity of his programming.
Does creativity come by birth or does it get nurtured?
Anybody who hasn’t let his head fill with crap by God, his teachers or his parents, is bound to be creative. You should learn but should never make the mistake of getting taught.
Do we need to take your thoughts seriously?
Serious people should take them lightly, light-hearted people should take them seriously and morons like you should take them super seriously.
I don’t really have a passion for anything, like you do. So what should I do?
Get married, have children, get them married and when their children kick you out for being too old, just settle down in a nice grave.
How come you always look serious and never laugh?
The philosopher Nietzsche said, “Man alone suffers so much among all the animals, he was compelled to invent laughter.” But since I don’t suffer at all I don’t have the need to laugh.
Forget Western philosophies... The Vedas are the greatest.
Yes, they are so great that even in our own country, not even the biggest bookstores will keep them on display whereas even in Tadepalligudem, a railway station cart book stall will have a copy of an Ayn Rand book.
Do you have anyone who cares about you?
Since I don’t care about anyone who cares about me, I don’t care about anyone who wants to know if anybody cares about me.