Just do it again

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Et two! Faster than Jacqueline Fernandes disrobing in Murder 2, its producers Mahesh and Mukesh Brothers have announced mucho more sex-on-paratha with a third edition. Emraan Hashmi’s lips are in no danger of premature retirement.

Bhatt seriously. Daughter Pooja B is also scouting nationwide, with binoculars, for a Bipasha Basu reloaded, or Jism 2. Body count rises.
Baddies had better beware. Promos of carrot-pouree-wigged Sunny Deol promise Ghayal Returns, next year. Will he scream, “Mere bhai ko phir se maar diya”? Action with reincarnation?
Meanwhile, Karan Johar and Dostana (2008) director, Tarun Mansukhani, beaver away at yet another gay gender bender. John Abraham skinydips in Mamma Miami beach again?
Aditya Chopra plans to go Dhoom 3, in the august company of Aamir Khan. Ho-hum, though, if we are spared of Uday Chopra regurgitating his ha-ha number, that would be your long-cherished dream come true. Quick make a wish.
Shah Rukh Khan will presumably not chew anymore Banarasi paans in Don 2. After all, its trailers show the skyline of chilly Berlin, where betel nuts are out of season. If purchasable, at all, they cost euros galore.
The whopper success of Dabangg has enticed Salman Khan and Bros to go gungg-ho about establising a franchise for cop Chulbul Pandey. Ergo, Raging Chulbul will be back, valentines replastered on his glares. Maybe a Munna badnaam hua next time.
Abbas-Mustan have story-boarded Race 2, which will re-vend glamour, intrigue, car chases and assorted pyromaniacal explosions. Secret craving: sirs, how about a Baazigar ka Beta?
And after the Kites debacle, Rakesh Roshan is about to flag off Krissh 2, bringing back Hrithik Roshan as a superhero.
Periodically, there has been news that Mr India will reappear with Sridevi and Anil Kapoor reprising their roles from the 1987 entertainer. Hopefully their characters will have advanced in years. And the repetition of its selling factors - like the Hawa Hawai dance set piece — will be strictly avoided. Perhaps a script with updated elements is still being refashioned, explaining why the project has not yet taken off. Evidently, producer Boney Kapoor khush nahin hua?