Pippa Middleton was the subject of a new documentary that aired on TLC recently, but the only fascinating thing that it revealed was that her extended family are keen to cash in on her newfound fame.
While the documentary was heavily hyped, promising tantalisingly that it would discuss Miss Middleton's relationship with Prince Harry, in reality, the show simply hashed out old stories and roped in a couple of opportunistic ‘cousins’ to spill the beans on their now-famous relative, reports the Daily Mail.
Interestingly, the ‘revelations’ that were promised from ‘those closest to her’ came not from those genuinely in Pippa's social circle, but instead from two very distant cousins, Katrina Darling and Paul Harrison, who had never even met Pippa Middleton or, indeed, any of the Middletons.
Other contributors on the programme also not had any contact with Pippa.
The U.S. porn baron who offered Pippa 5m dollars (3m pounds) to take part in an adult movie leapt at the chance to publicise himself by reading the letter he sent to Pippa in full and reiterating his offer, reminding her that if brother James joined her (in a separate scene of course) he'd be in for a 1m dollar payment.
“I just wanted to put it out there,” he said of the offer.
Millions across the globe are believed to have watched the documentary, but most of them may have just a tiny bit been more entranced by the captivating creature that is Pippa Middleton.