Corpses with teeth

“He wrote an epic Called Tale of the Tub Which was just one word It was Rub-a-dub-dub”.
From Bachchoo ka
Bachpanna

Feb.13 : Teaching yourself a language from a guide book or a tourist pamphlet can be a hazardous business. My German, for instance, is not up to scratch. I pride myself in having done one formal course for a couple of idle weeks in my boyhood in Pune. I had abandoned chemical engineering college in Mumbai in favour of a career doing nothing and attempting to write deathless prose in imitation of Lawrence Durrell — an enterprise which in turn came to nought — and had been induced by furious parents and aunts to “do something useful”.

An Academy of Islam

"God is light

And we’re paying the electricity bill."

From Sayings by Bachchoo

To

The Rt. Hon. Tony Blair

Ex-PM-in-Waiting

Dear Tony,

I don’t suppose any British paper will give me the space for the following view. The UK media has maintained a conspiracy of misunderstanding, muddle and whistling in the dark when confronted with the most serious threat to British civil society in our times.

A vicious problem exists in Australia

"I cried because I had no shoes

Then I saw a girl with high-heeled Jimmy Choos

The sort of clogs I’d get if I was able

— er… I think something’s gone very wrong with this fable…"

From Proverbs of Perdition by Bachchoo

Sept.19 : Former u.s. President Jimmy Carter, reacting to the anti-Obama demonstration in Washington this weekend at which a million people gathered to protest against his reform of the American healthcare system, said America was still "racist". He went on to explain. Even after the civil war and civil rights, there were people who did not believe that a black American could or should govern the country.