I am still recovering. Let me first be frank. I am an animal lover. Always have been. So is my wife, otherwise she wouldn’t have married me. Yet, being asked to be a spokesperson for animals is a big deal. Especially for the animals. I felt quite touched. I’ll never forget the exact words on the phone: “Cyrus, it’s recession time and we can’t find any real celebrities this week, so you’ll have to do”. What an honour. I was ecstatic. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (Peta) had approached me. I had not approached them, mind you, Peta had in an apparently acute fit of absolute desperation, approached me. Me!