Dear Aamir Sirji,
Aapko shat-shat pranam.

Hai! There’s syappe galore on Sony.

Vicky Donor is my kind of movie: Mental, gentle and sentimental.

Aaj kal jaise Bharatiya naari par atyachaar ho rahe hain na, lagta hai ki pralay aane wala hai.

Bittoo Boss is a love story that is desperate to be different, specifically from Band Baaja Baaraat. And it is; it’s not half as good.

We desis clearly have a thing for cops.

Director Sajid Khan, unbeknownst to you and me, has acquired a formidable fan following.

Indians clearly have a thing for cops. Real life mein hamari police jaisi bhi ho, in our collective creative conscience cops are the good guys who find killers and send chor-uchakkes to jail.

In the world of the Bhatts, everything outside the home — i.e., the warm, impregnable embrace of daddy, mommy, wife and child — is corrupting. Fame is corrupting. Money and success are corrupting.

Hamare zamane mein ladki patana national occupation nahin tha. Boys girls ko stalk karte the, aur pyaar ho jata tha.