All varieties of freaks and monsters have a TV show dedicated exclusively to them. Darpok duffers have The Chair and Girls’ Night Out.

Hai-hai! Terrible tragedy has struck the families of Bhagyavidhata (Colors). Vinayji and his two cute dimples are no more.

It is true, you know, that love happens at first sight. Loathing, too. Aur mere saath toh this happens aksar, when new-new TV shows arrive.

Teen-teen maharathi aur main single-piece nanhi si jaan. Kahan jaaon, kiska deedaar karoon? Obviously!

Kya main idiot hoon? Kya aap idiot hain? Nahin. But MTV and UTV people think so. They don’t credit you and me with a single working brain cell. Apparently, we are just eyeballs with an emotional range that begins at amazement, pauses at bewilderment and culminates in delirium. That’s why they have launched shows whose IQ is sub-zero — The Chair (UTV) and Girls Night Out (MTV).

Jab-jab TV-walle log apne new-new show ke beginning main long-long bhashan likhte hain — that so-and-so doesn’t resemble so-and-so and that our serial is not a copy of that jurm story — unko kala crow bum pe zor se bite karta hai. Of course, their lies hum ko buddhu banana ke liye nahin hote. They are designed to save their other bum from biting lawyers.

Kya aap dating ke liye desperate hain? Kya aap gorgeous aur happening hain, dates par bhi jate hain, but kisi-ne aapko bahut badly dump kar diya hai? Don’t worry.

If you still haven’t seen 3 Idiots, then, well, you really are an… So, only for your benefit, here’s the story of one of the most delightful, charming and poignant films made recently: 3 Idiots is abo

It’s that time of the year again when Colors people take a gaggle of boys and girls to an exotic location and make them perform several fear-defying, poop-releasing stunts. Only this time around there’s a gender reversal — 13 Khatron Ke Khiladi are hulky-bulky men and their ringleader is the sweet‘n’sexy Priyanka Chopra.

Kalyug ki tragedy yeh hai that is yug main Duryodhan ke dirty bhai log nahin, but Draupadi ki hi dearest-darling best friends uska cheer harti hain, without any sharam or laaj. Don’t believe me? Then just switch to Meethi Chhoorii No. 1 (Imagine). Yahan par every Saturday, television ki sweet-sweet ghunghat and lehnge-walli bahu-betis arrive in see-through georgette-chiffon gowns or sexy ’n’ short dresses and immediately proceed to disrobe each other, unabashedly and with glee.